Gaming
sence I have lost all my imagination, I decided to talk about video games. the readers can help me if they give me some I deas to start my machine and suff.
I am an adrenaline gamer, I like games that are intense and fast. I want that the game should practicley (if a zombie game) scream to me: BITCH, ZOMBIES COMMING DOWN THE HILL RIGHT NOW! SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD, SHOOT THEM, GRAB THE SHOTGUN, YOU DON'T NEED TO LOAD IT, WE DID THAT S**T FOR YOU! WHY ARE YOU PRESSING SELECT FOR? YOU AIN'T GOT TIME TO MAKE A PROFILE, BITCH ZOMBIES IN THE ROOM, HIS AXE IS ON FIRE, THEY KILLED YOUR PALS, SHOOT'EM IN THE HEAD, SHOOT THEM IN THE HEAD!
Meanwhile, i test play World of Warcraft and my pal tells me to play it and test and stuff so i did, what i didn't expect was that this game was nearly as boring to play it than to watch someone else playing it. This game truly was very innovative and addicting but the gameplay wasn't any fun. you basicly push buttons and the guy does some stuff, no matter the stuff you get, shit doesn't feel very personal when you are killing an NPC. think about playing lord of the rings conquest as a warrior, and when you are slicing and dicing some dude with all them body movments (no homo) and stuff you can really tell that you INFACT ARE SLICING AND DICING HIM!
End of the world theories/profecies
Poeple, the end is not nigh. There have been dosens of profecies but none of them ever occured.
The poeple that think that the world ends when the year have a six, the month and the day have a six are just plain dumb because the year triple six occured AND WE ARE STILL BREATHING!
Y2K was proven wrong, the swine flu only killed like 200 out of 6 billion poeple, the bird flu didn't do shit bu killing birds.
Old profecies of ancient "Orakles" doesn'e make scence because they did drugs to tell the future or THEY JUST GUESSED!
There are also poeple that think there is some form of a internet program that could forsee natural disasters but if it could then all the poeple of fucking katrina would be evacuated alredy, and prepeare them.
2012, predicted by a mayan callendar that expires at that time... ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS?! JUST BECAUSE IT WAS PREDICTING ECLIPSES DOESN'T MEAN THAT IT EXPIRES AT 2012!
They probably didn't have time to make more or it might be because THEY WERE SLAUGHTERE BY THE SPANISH QONQUESADORS!
Melodifestivalen
Jahap, då var det dags igen. Den årliga kasta bort pengar som kunde ha använts till att utrota världs-hungern eller fixa ekonomi kris skiten till skogen tiden är här igen, med alla jävla special effecter på jätte skärmen bakom sångaren/sångerskan och alla dyrbara pyrotechnics som bara sprutar omkring dem.
Det är mest sagt "same shit, different day" för att varje gång något land vinner så helt enkelt nästan MÅSTE sveriges dommare rösta någon som helt enkelt bara suger.
Visst, vi får höra nya låtar och får reda på nya artister och lägger till lite virtuell "bling" på mobilerna som nästa varje jävla unge brukar göra här i sverige.
Om det är män som vinner är det antingen någon fjollig eller en typisk jävla edward cullen liknande jävel som vinner.
Är det kvinnor så är det någon emotional eller en faktiskt talangfull person, men skiten bara är att det nästan aldrig kommer.
Och nästan varje bidrag är alltid detsamma, det kan va någon schlager, något gammaldagsigt eller någon helt uppfuckat som ukrainas bidrag 2007.
Jävla melodifestivalen
